My Best Entries...

A compilation of my better entries. Personal opinion for the most part; if you have any that should be here and I've forgotten about, do let me know.



"Happy New Year" - 2005 - 01/01/2005

Let's start the year off right - by breaking and burying stuff



"Big, blind and I'm in its way" - 07/25/2004

Nature: 6, Man: 0



"Humanity is DOOMED..." - 07/07/2004

Mathematics in the workspace. Or lack thereof.



"Step right this way..." - 08/13/2004

How CNN wants to kill us all.



"My record player is broken." - 08/21/2004

Practical Spanish 101.



"D'OH! How'd they guess?" - 08/28/2004

Gabe Newell and the lost art of Internet security.



"Extreme Optimization" - 09/10/2004

Modern Age technology meets Stone Age grocers.



"Dear God" - 9/25/2004

Stop the torture and destroy us already!



"Big Brother is Watching" - 12/13/2004

There are some real nuts out there. One of them needs a programmer.



"Trekkies are Creepy" - 12/7/2004

If you don't have a scientific explanation, invent one!