Jason Taylor stabbed in hate crime

You gotta wonder what was going through this guy's head...

The 5-11, 168-pound Burns then retrieved an unknown metal object from his truck and tried to stab the 6-6, 255-pound Taylor, the report said.

So you get out of your truck, filled with anger, only to realize the guy you decided to attack was a 6 1/2' tall, 255 pound defensive lineman for the Miami Dolphins. What do you do, besides soil yourself? 

Well, running like hell in to a trailer park seems to work, albeit it for a little while.

Jason Taylor's no juggernaut, but he would have torn him in half given a chance.

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 You know, I'd find it rather cool to be sued by Chuck Norris. Of course, he'd win no matter what I do, but...

My web/mail/forum server got taken down by a bolt of lightning and has been offline since Saturday. I'm trying to get it corrected, and trying to get BellSouth to show up at my hosting location, but that use to be a lot easier.

I'm making arrangements to move the server elsewhere nonetheless.